I don’t know who the super master minds are behind Google, but Google knows almost everything. Don’t believe me? Try it. Ask it something crazy like:
“How do you get a turtle to ride backwards on a bicycle singing Happy Birthday To You while eating a cheeseburger?”
See how many answers you get! It’s definitely quicker than trying to figure things out on your own.
I hate Ehow. They talk too much. If I ask how to make Curry Chicken, that's all I want to know. I don't want to read through a paragraph painting a scenario of me getting off work with aching, tired feet, and coming in the door completely confused about what to cook my family for dinner, and how quick and simple meals are such time savers and blah, blah, blah. Cut to the chase please. Where’s the recipe already?
I hate when someone has a baby and the very next day their belly is completely flat.
Really - how is that fair? Call me a hater, but I would feel better if they kept at least 20lbs of that baby weight for like ten years minimum. That should be one of the mandatory rules of becoming a mom. I mean, there are other rules that apply to women like cycles, cramps and menopause. Unshed baby weight should definitely be one of them.
I hate it when teenaged girls cuss.
It's just so ugly. I heard this girl talking a couple of days ago, saying:
"How she get to wear booty shorts? I'm @#$%*^?& 14 years old and I can't wear @#$%*^?&booty shorts! I had some on but my momma made me take 'em off 'cause she said I looked like a little slut."
If her mom doesn't approve of "booty shorts" I'm inclined to think she wouldn't approve of that language either. I wanted to approach her with a bar of soap for her dirty mouth, but I didn’t feel like getting cussed out by a 14-year-old that day.
I hate spam emails that try to sell me penis enlargement pills.
I don’t have one of those. Wrong target market. Remove me from your spam list please.
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