A couple of years ago, as a birthday gift my sister gave me this fantastic book - 'Familiar Quotations'. The book is quite entertaining; three inches thick and full of all kinds of quips and quotes. I found this one today, and it made me giggle...
King David and King Solomon
Led merry, merry lives,
With many, many lady friends
And many, many wives;
But when old age crept over them
With many, many qualms,
King Solomon wrote the Proverbs
And King David wrote the Psalms