The Birds at the Hooker House!

This morning after taking my nephew to school, I drove back home and did something I never do. Instead of going in the house, I sat in my truck in the driveway just randomly thinking. One of my thoughts was about an out-of-control rose bush that covers the front window of our house. It is nestled between three short rounded bushes that stay green all year, which Mr. Hooker keeps neatly trimmed. To me, the rose bush is out of place and unsightly, especially since it's bare, but even when in full bloom the bush is unruly and refuses to be tamed. I thought to myself "I going to get the hedge clippers and cut that bush down!"

As I'm looking, I notice a single bird perched on a limb, then two. Next emerging from the middle round bush a Cardinal looking bird (it wasn't red) came forth, sat for a few minutes then fluttered away. About two minutes later approximately 15 birds suddenly come over. They sit, look around peck and flit - then one by one dip into the short bushes, only seconds after each other.

I can't see them anymore, but I CAN see the three bushes shaking and trembling here and there. Every now and then, a bird would peek through the leaves of the bushes, look around, then dip back inside. More trembling and shaking.

Maybe ten minutes go by, and about 12 birds come out and up to the rose bush limbs. 8 or so fly away, but the other four seem to be making conversation. A minute later about ten birds come over, chat for a minute, then they all disappear in the leaves and privacy of the shorter bushes. Again - the "look out" birds occasionally peek out, then dive back in after making sure the coast was clear.

Another ten minutes go by with the shorter bushes moving and shaking, then about THIRTY birds sneak out and sit on the rose bush limbs!! THIRTY!!!! They are all chatting and flirting, changing limbs and carrying on. A few leave, but most of them stay.

They have all snuck back to the short bushes now and everything is still, so maybe they have worn themselves out.

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I'm still thinking about hacking down that rose bush....can't have all that Hookering going on in front of my house!!!

'Til Next Time,

KmH

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